Thursday, September 30, 2010


I don't support you in this, George! Not one bit! The Empire Strikes Back is perfect the way it is! You're gonna make me go to the theater anyway in a stupid old Star Wars T-shirt, aren't you? Just to be able to see Star Wars on the big screen again and share it with people who (gasp!) have never seen the original movies, aren't you? And just in case you're thinking about it, LEAVE THE INDIANA JONES MOVIES ALONE! You're a whore! I punch yo face! Call Steven Spielberg and tell him to make E.T. in 3d! That would be cool. But leave Star Wars alone!

I wish I could quit you...